1 cup of charm
1/2 cup of wit
1/2 cup of sarcasm
1/3 cup of Buddhism
1 Tbsp. Science Fiction obsession
1 tsp. sleep deprivation
A sprinkle of Willy Wonka
A dash of Sherlock Holmes
Place in blender on high speed for 1 minute. Serve on ice and garnish with mint leaves. Enjoy.